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#3: Bethany Ruthven |
Good evening, darlings, and thank you for reading. Welcome back to
our little Halloween soiree, and today we take a look at another of
the Big D’s films, albeit a rather odd entry. The Big D is, of
course, Count Dracula, and the film in question is Hammer Films’
Dracula A.D. 1972. While this entry is not well liked by many
fans of Hammer’s Dracula oeuvre, one man’s nonsense is
another man’s rationale. And the rationale of this film’s
existence is that Hammer wanted to set a Dracula film in modern
times, due to the success of the 1970 Warner Bros. film Count
Yorga, Vampire, which had
done the same.
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The poster |
The film opens in 1872, with the Big D (Christopher Lee) and his
nemesis Lawrence Van Helsing (Peter Cushing) locked in battle on top
of a runaway coach. Neither of them survive their battle, but a
disciple of Big D (Christopher Neame) shows up and collects Dracula’s
ring and ashes, burying them near Van Helsing’s grave in the
churchyard of St. Bartolph’s for safekeeping.
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Dracula and his dinner date |
Exactly one century later, in swinging London, a group of young
hipsters (I can’t really call them “hippies” because they have
money and wear clean clothes—England always seems to do a few
things better than you Yanks), which includes the descendant of the
former Dracu-disciple, the laughingly named Johnny Alucard
(Neame again), is looking for a new kind of kick after successfully
wrecking a somewhat staid gathering in the city. Said group also
includes the descendant of Van Helsing, Jessica Van Helsing
(Stephanie Beacham), who unlike the others seems to have a good
relationship with her grandfather/parental guardian Lorrimer (Cushing
again), thus setting her up as the obvious Good Girl among them. Bad
Boy Johnny suggests a black magic ceremony at the now-ruined
Bartolph’s, which has been abandoned and desecrated, ostensibly due
to modern development. Breaking into the old place, Alucard And Gang
proceed with a typically bloodsoaked ritual involving Laura (Caroline
Munro), a member of their group who is more or less The Girl Who’s
Up For Anything. Because such things never go well, the
results of mucking about in Things Man Wot Not Of cause the group to
flee in terror, and shortly after, Big D arrives and claims Laura as
his first victim. From there, a police investigation and other
highjinks ensue, eventually spurring Lorrimer to action in order to
save his granddaughter and stop Alucard and The Big D, who plots
revenge on Van Helsing once he learns that Jessica is a Van Helsing
descendant.
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Neame as Alucard, junior vampire in training |
Regardless of what its detractors say, Big
D In Moderne Times 1972 isn’t a terrible movie. It
moves bracingly along, not too fast or too slow, and the story is the
typical Hammer Big D plot formula (Big D comes back to life,
highjinks ensue, blood, murder, Van Helsing or other Vampire Hunter
to rescue, etc., etc.). One major problem is that the prologue
begins the film in 1872, with what is supposed to be the final
battle between Helsing and Dracula. However, the beginning of
Hammer’s Big D cycle, Horror of Dracula (1958) begins all
that preceded this film in 1885, which means that the other
five films before this one never happened at all. Since Hollywood
seems to be currently given to assembling universes, I suppose we
could say the Big D has his own universe somewhere where vampires and
vampire hunters run around after each other all night long, but it’s
still rather a stretch.
Continuing, the cast turns in fine
performances, with Cushing’s somewhat weary Van Helsing and
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The weary but faithful Van Helsing and his granddaughter |
Lee’s
ever-violent Big D being high points regardless of the plot’s
modernized silliness. Because Big D seems to be confined largely to
Bartolph’s once he shows up in 1972, Cushing winds up carrying the
film, which he does with his usual grace. While neither actor really
comes out of their respective wheelhouses (everything in these
particular roles was probably old hat to them by this time), they are
still a treat to watch, especially at this time of the season.
Beacham is pleasingly fresh-faced as the new generation of Van
Helsings, Munro (in her first film for Hammer) carries on the
required toothsomeness for Big D’s victims, and Neame is more than
over-the-top in his evil, almost cribbing from Malcolm McDowell in
the previous year’s A Clockwork Orange.
But even so, Johnny Alucard? Really? Who isn’t going
to pick up on that? However, Dracula Goes Disco 1972 is now
as much of a period film as all its Victorian/Edwardian predecessors
in the cycle, so perhaps it’s right in line with the continuing
Legend of the Big D.
And so we come to the end, alas. Well, perhaps not. At any rate, we
are almost to the day, and I do invite you back for the rest of our
increasingly novel Thir13een For Halloween. Do
enjoy yourselves safely and stay out of old abandoned churches.
Regards,
Bethany
Ruthven
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